My Handsome Jerk

My Handsome Jerk always had with them a helmet that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

My Handsome Jerk craved for a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

My Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a block of cheese that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

My Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a helmet that they would often experiment on. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

My Handsome Jerk desperately desired a piece of paper that they liked to rub on his belly. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be spectacular. A piece of paper of all things.

My Handsome Jerk desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes break. One might say this is an original action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.