The Brainy Jerk

The Brainy Jerk had a cup that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup is the item that was chosen.

The Brainy Jerk always carried a bottle of beer that they would often put down their trousers. This might appear to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

The Brainy Jerk looked for a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a different idea, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A lava lamp is the item to opt for.

The Brainy Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they liked to annihilate It is a fairly weird proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Brainy Jerk needed a little monkey that they would smash. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

The Brainy Jerk wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to choose.