Three Blonde Jokes

1.
A blonde walks into an electronics store and says:
“I’d like to buy that TV.”
The clerk replies: “Sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”
She comes back the next day wearing a brown wig.
“I’d like to buy that TV.”
Clerk: “Still not selling to blondes.”
She rips off the wig: “How did you know it was me?”
Clerk: “That’s a microwave.”

2.
A blonde is on the phone:
“Hey, can you help me? My computer says press any key to continue…
But I can’t find the Any key!”

3.
A blonde is driving and hears on the radio:
“Warning! A car is driving the wrong way on the highway!”
She shouts: “One car? There are hundreds!”