The Funny King

The Funny King desired a cup that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was epic. A cup is the thing to choose.

The Funny King craved for a bat that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny King desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes drop. It would be a surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny King desperately desired a sponge to put up their bum. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to you, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Funny King always kept a toilet brush that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a different thought, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Funny King found a stretchman that they liked to share. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. A stretchman is the thing to choose.