My Bum Loving King

My Bum Loving King desperately needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an odd idea, to my children, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving King had a spade that they liked to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird action, to you, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a spade being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving King desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. A pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving King found a toilet brush that they would drop. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving King had a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed it was spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving King looked for a melon to put on his head. It was an odd proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the item to opt for.