The Blue King

The Blue King searched for a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Blue King always kept a set square that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Blue King desperately desired a mug that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a mug is the thing to select.

The Blue King craved for a cheese grater that they sometimes embrace. It should be a fairly peculiar action, to me, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was fun. A cheese grater being the chosen thing.

The Blue King desperately needed a CD player to put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was fun. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

The Blue King desired a stapler that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should be a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen thing.