My Weary King

My Weary King desired a sponge that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary King desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to share. It would have been an astonishing thought, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Weary King looked for a pint of cider that they sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

My Weary King carried a computer that they liked to hug. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a computer is the thing to opt for.

My Weary King desperately desired a magic 8 ball to put down their trousers. It would have been a different exercise, to most, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.

My Weary King always kept a pen that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an original thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pen is the item to choose.