The Nervous King

The Nervous King had a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. One might consider this to be a different idea, to many, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

The Nervous King desired a tomato to put in the bath with him. It might have been a new suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was chosen.

The Nervous King carried a rubber johnny that they would often experiment on. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

The Nervous King needed a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly strange idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.

The Nervous King needed a helmet that they would hug. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.

The Nervous King always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.