My Scary King

My Scary King had a painting of a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly weird thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

My Scary King found a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen thing.

My Scary King searched for a can of Tango to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought it would be epic. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.

My Scary King desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems an original thing to do, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot being the item selected.

My Scary King searched for a CD player that they would sometimes play with. It is a fairly extraordinary action, to my children, but not to the King, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

My Scary King always kept a mug that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was selected.