Her Bum Loving King

Her Bum Loving King carried a stretchman that they would often hug. It would have been a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the King, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Her Bum Loving King always carried a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a surprising approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving King needed a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered it was wonderous. Remarkably, a stapler is the item to opt for.

Her Bum Loving King searched for a CD player that they would often sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player being the item selected.

Her Bum Loving King desperately looked for a bag of flour that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to me, but not to the King, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Her Bum Loving King desperately wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems to be a funny proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was fun. A custard pie is the thing that was chosen.