The Curious King

The Curious King desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often break. One might find this to be a curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Curious King desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes experiment on. It is a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A little monkey would be the item chosen.

The Curious King desperately desired a mug that they would sometimes embrace. It would have been a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.

The Curious King desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my children, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Curious King always carried a dildo that they would occasionally drop. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to you, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a dildo being the chosen item.

The Curious King desperately desired a cup that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems an odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. A cup would be the item that was opted for.