His Boring King

His Boring King desired a spade that they would put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a spade was the item that was selected.

His Boring King desperately searched for a cup that they would often embrace. It might have been an exciting operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cup being the thing opted for.

His Boring King had a tomato that they would often hug. This seems an exciting suggestion, to some, but not to the King, who thinks it was stunning. Who would have thought, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

His Boring King owned a little monkey to worship. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

His Boring King desired a set of lego that they would sit and look at. It was a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A set of lego being the thing opted for.

His Boring King looked for a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to most, but not to the King, who considered it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.