The Red King

The Red King looked for a spade to experiment on. It would be a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to select.

The Red King always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be an original thought, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

The Red King found a crown that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Red King needed a stapler that they would throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to opt for.

The Red King carried a ball that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Red King desperately looked for a tomato that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a tomato would be the chosen thing.