My Boring King

My Boring King desperately wanted a hat to put down their trousers. This seems a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was epic. Who would have thought, a hat was the thing that was selected.

My Boring King desperately desired a porno magazine that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a porno magazine was the chosen item.

My Boring King looked for a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who considered it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a hat is the item to choose.

My Boring King wanted a custard pie to throw. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

My Boring King often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the King, who thinks it was out of this world. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

My Boring King had a vibrator that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.