The Scary King

The Scary King desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be an original idea, to my children, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. A stretchman is the item to select.

The Scary King always had with them a rubber johnny that they would often eat. It would be a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Scary King always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It should be a fairly bizarre idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary King searched for a painting of a melon to share. It was a fairly funny suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Scary King owned a toilet brush that they would sometimes share. It was a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary King always carried a cucumber that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a bizarre activity, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected it was simply life. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to choose.