My Silly King

My Silly King desperately desired a little monkey that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey having that done to it

My Silly King desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

My Silly King often carried a painting of a melon that they would smash. It would be a surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

My Silly King often carried a spade that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a different approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who expected it was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Silly King desperately needed a custard pie that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a surprising approach to life, to me, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

My Silly King had a spade that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was chosen.