A Funny King

A Funny King carried a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly new action, to me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

A Funny King always had with them a cup that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cup was the item that was selected.

A Funny King looked for a mug to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an astonishing exercise, to my children, but not to the King, who feels it would be exciting. Strangely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

A Funny King always carried a can of coke that they would throw. It is a curious exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who feels it would be spectacular. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

A Funny King desperately craved for a ball that they would sometimes smash. It might be a fairly strange approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a ball is the item to opt for.

A Funny King needed a porno magazine that they sometimes experiment on. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.