My Different King

My Different King always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

My Different King wanted a condom that they would insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Honestly, a condom is the thing that was chosen.

My Different King always kept a spade that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was opted for.

My Different King owned a bag of flour that they liked to worship. This seems an unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

My Different King always carried a crown that they sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is magnificent. A crown was the thing that was chosen.

My Different King searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is fun. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.