A Hungry King

A Hungry King often carried a lava lamp that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

A Hungry King desperately searched for a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Hungry King craved for a bag of flour that they would occasionally cuddle. This could be considered a different idea, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of flour was the item that was selected.

A Hungry King owned a bat that they liked to annihilate It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

A Hungry King desperately searched for a piece of paper that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

A Hungry King looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be an unusual activity, to most, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.