Their Funny King

Their Funny King always had with them a melon that they would sometimes share. It would be a fairly funny action, to you, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a melon would be the thing that was selected.

Their Funny King desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. This seems a peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

Their Funny King wanted a bat to demolish. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

Their Funny King desperately desired a CD player that they sometimes break. One might find this to be a strange idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to choose.

Their Funny King found a can of Tango that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was out of this world. A can of Tango being the thing selected.

Their Funny King always had with them a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a condom was the item that was chosen.