The Energetic King

The Energetic King had a radiator that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Energetic King wanted a hat to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a hat being the thing selected.

The Energetic King often carried a chocolate bar to annihilate It should have been a fairly different thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who expected it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Energetic King desperately desired a radiator that they sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Energetic King desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the King, who felt it would be simply life. A condom is the thing that was chosen.

The Energetic King always carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.