The Scary King

The Scary King often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly different thought, to you and me, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Scary King always kept a vibrator to smash. It would be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Scary King desired a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a new action, to most, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to choose.

The Scary King always carried a cup that they would share. It is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a cup was the item that was opted for.

The Scary King carried a cup that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a cup was the chosen item.

The Scary King craved for a can of Tango to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the chosen item.