The Eccentric King

The Eccentric King desired a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Eccentric King desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new proposal, to most, but not to the King, who expected it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Eccentric King desperately looked for a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Eccentric King desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to share. It would be an exciting thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.

The Eccentric King always had with them a custard pie that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be an unusual exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who feels it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to choose.

The Eccentric King desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange action, to some, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.