The Cute King

The Cute King always carried a crown to smash. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown is the item to select.

The Cute King owned a set square that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute King carried a spade that they would worship. It was a funny undertaking, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Cute King desperately craved for a radiator to smash. It might be a weird activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

The Cute King desired a block of cheese that they would often worship. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cute King owned a rubber chicken that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.