The Cute King

The Cute King desperately searched for a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Cute King looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was entertaining. A bottle of coke having that done to it

The Cute King always carried a hat that they would worship. It is a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Cute King wanted a lava lamp to put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a lava lamp was the chosen item.

The Cute King owned a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Cute King carried a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.