The Depressed King

The Depressed King searched for a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly a peculiar idea, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed King searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to balance on their head. It was a funny activity, to most, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed King had a condom that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Depressed King had a big sponge that they would sometimes demolish. It is a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Depressed King owned a CD player that they sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who thought it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a CD player being the item selected.

The Depressed King wanted a hat that they would hug. It was a strange activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a hat was the item that was opted for.