The Cute King

The Cute King had a melon to rub on his belly. This seems to be a new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who feels it would be wonderful. A melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute King looked for a bag of poop to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cute King searched for a hat that they liked to insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute King carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Cute King desperately craved for a block of cheese that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would have been a surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who had decided it was awesome. A block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Cute King always kept a bag of flour that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should have been a weird proposal, to some, but not to the King, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. A bag of flour would be the item that was selected.