A Gentle King

A Gentle King desperately needed a rubber chicken that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a funny operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

A Gentle King desperately wanted a condom to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thought it would be awesome. A condom was the chosen thing.

A Gentle King looked for a melon that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

A Gentle King found a can of coke that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the chosen item.

A Gentle King always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly different suggestion, to me, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

A Gentle King always kept a radiator to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a radiator was the thing that was selected.