A Stupid King

A Stupid King desperately wanted a wig that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. A wig being the chosen item.

A Stupid King carried a sack of potatoes to drop. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the King, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid King wanted a stapler that they would often put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the King, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid King owned a teapot that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a strange proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid King looked for a sponge that they liked to sleep with. It might have been a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid King owned a bottle of coke to share. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. A bottle of coke being the thing selected.