Her Fucking King

Her Fucking King wanted a mug that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a fairly weird approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was opted for.

Her Fucking King desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the thing opted for.

Her Fucking King desired a hat that they would embrace. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the King, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A hat would be the item that was selected.

Her Fucking King desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who feels it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

Her Fucking King always kept a custard pie that they sometimes put down their trousers. This seems a new idea, to some, but not to the King, who considered it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Her Fucking King searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.