A Careful King

A Careful King desperately looked for a sword that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a sword being the thing selected.

A Careful King always had with them a bag of flour that they would sometimes eat. This seems a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item to choose.

A Careful King searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes throw. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a vibrator being the item selected.

A Careful King often carried a pint of beer that they liked to insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

A Careful King craved for a melon that they would play with. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon is the thing to select.

A Careful King wanted a wig to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be an extraordinary activity, to you, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a wig of all things.