My Horny King

My Horny King desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the King, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny King desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

My Horny King desperately looked for a can of coke to cuddle. This seems to be an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of coke is the item to opt for.

My Horny King desired a stretchman to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly weird idea, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. A stretchman was the thing that was opted for.

My Horny King desperately desired a sword that they would often try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a sword being the item opted for.

My Horny King craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen thing.