Retarded King

Retarded King owned a little monkey that they would often drop. It was a fairly funny exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item opted for.

Retarded King desired a little monkey that they liked to insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the King, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

Retarded King always had with them a tomato that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the King, who feels that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Retarded King desperately looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes demolish. It should have been an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

Retarded King often carried a pen to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pen having that done to it

Retarded King carried a piece of paper that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a curious operation, to me, but not to the King, who considered that this idea was breathtaking. A piece of paper is the item to opt for.