The Confused King

The Confused King wanted a custard pie to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the chosen item.

The Confused King desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a cup would be the thing that was opted for.

The Confused King often carried a vibrator that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator having that done to it

The Confused King found a pint of cider to share. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to some, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused King searched for a sword that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thinks that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused King owned a ball that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a ball being the thing selected.