Retarded King

Retarded King desperately craved for a crown that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to many, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a crown is the item to opt for.

Retarded King desperately craved for a hat that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a weird approach to life, to some, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

Retarded King desperately craved for a sponge that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny proposal, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the chosen item.

Retarded King desperately searched for a vibrator that they would hug. It was a fairly strange activity, to many, but not to the King, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Retarded King often carried a can of Tango that they would often share. This could be considered an astonishing activity, to me and my children, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. A can of Tango being the item opted for.

Retarded King always carried a stretchman that they would often play with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to my mum, but not to the King, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.