A Depressed King

A Depressed King desperately looked for a bottle of coke that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed King had a custard pie that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

A Depressed King desired a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

A Depressed King desperately needed a bat to hug. It should have been a fairly different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bat was the item that was selected.

A Depressed King desired a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a peculiar operation, to many, but not to the King, who thought it was sublime. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Depressed King always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.