A Funny King

A Funny King needed a bag of flour that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

A Funny King desperately searched for a hat that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an original proposal, to most, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item opted for.

A Funny King had a radiator that they would occasionally smash. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to some, but not to the King, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Strangely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

A Funny King craved for a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

A Funny King desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

A Funny King desperately wanted a can of coke that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the item to select.