A Naughty Knight

A Naughty Knight desired a bag of flour that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly strange activity, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the chosen item.

A Naughty Knight always kept a pencil sharpener to demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen thing.

A Naughty Knight often carried a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.

A Naughty Knight desperately needed a ball that they sometimes hug. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball being the item opted for.

A Naughty Knight desperately craved for a can of Tango that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who expected it was breathtaking. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the item that was opted for.

A Naughty Knight owned a sword to share. It would be a different approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was opted for.