My Ugly Knight

My Ugly Knight had a can of Dr Pepper that they would experiment on. It might be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

My Ugly Knight always carried a sponge that they liked to throw. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Knight desired a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. This is certainly a weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Knight looked for a spade that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly original operation, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the item to choose.

My Ugly Knight craved for a sponge that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A sponge of all things.

My Ugly Knight craved for a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.