The Chinese Knight

The Chinese Knight desperately looked for a spade that they would often share. It was considered to be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Knight always had with them a bottle of beer that they would smash. It should have been a fairly exciting approach to life, to me, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

The Chinese Knight desperately desired a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It would be a different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Knight desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A can of Tango is the thing to select.

The Chinese Knight often carried a condom that they sometimes hug. This seems to be an unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was opted for.

The Chinese Knight desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to put up their bum. It should be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.