The Big Knight

The Big Knight desperately craved for a wig that they liked to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who expected that this idea is awesome. A wig would be the thing that was opted for.

The Big Knight wanted a sword that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a sword was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Knight always kept a computer that they would sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Big Knight desperately needed a bottle of wine that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

The Big Knight always kept a cheese grater to worship. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

The Big Knight had a pint of cider that they sometimes eat. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to you, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be epic. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to choose.