The Little Knight

The Little Knight desperately looked for a big sponge to drop. It might have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was fun. A big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Little Knight desperately needed a cup that they liked to embrace. One might say this is an exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was simply life. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen item.

The Little Knight wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Little Knight craved for a lava lamp that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

The Little Knight desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often break. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. A pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Little Knight owned a dildo that they sometimes annihilate It should be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo was the item that was chosen.