The Depressed Knight

The Depressed Knight desperately desired a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been an unusual operation, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to choose.

The Depressed Knight often carried a cucumber that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Knight had a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.

The Depressed Knight had a ball that they would often put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly funny operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Knight desperately craved for a spade that they would put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Knight searched for a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It might be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a radiator was the item that was opted for.