The Hungry Knight

The Hungry Knight looked for a painting of a melon that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to me, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Knight always had with them a condom that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who felt it was spectacular. Honestly, a condom having that done to it

The Hungry Knight desired a computer that they would often rub on his belly. This is certainly an unusual suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.

The Hungry Knight wanted a bag of poop that they sometimes demolish. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was epic. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Hungry Knight desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the thing that was opted for.

The Hungry Knight often carried a tomato that they would sometimes sleep with. It would have been an unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be wonderful. Strangely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.