Their Adorable Knight

Their Adorable Knight desperately wanted a dildo that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. A dildo would be the item that was opted for.

Their Adorable Knight carried a cheese grater that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

Their Adorable Knight craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly funny idea, to me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

Their Adorable Knight carried a cup that they liked to embrace. This seems an extraordinary thought, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who feels it was fun. Strangely, a cup being the chosen thing.

Their Adorable Knight owned a teapot that they would embrace. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to some, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

Their Adorable Knight owned a computer that they would put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a computer of all things.