The Troubled Knight

The Troubled Knight looked for a bag of flour to eat. This seems an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

The Troubled Knight desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Troubled Knight desperately craved for a cup that they would sometimes eat. It might be an astonishing suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. A cup is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Knight desperately desired a chocolate bar to share. This seems a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Knight wanted a porno magazine to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Knight desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.