A Nervous Knight

A Nervous Knight desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to worship. This is certainly a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

A Nervous Knight desperately needed a sponge to put on his head. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sponge being the chosen item.

A Nervous Knight desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was fun. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

A Nervous Knight found a cheese grater that they would smash. This could be considered a weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

A Nervous Knight craved for a CD player that they liked to share. One might find this to be an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Knight, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a CD player of all things.

A Nervous Knight always carried a rubber johnny that they would drop. This seems to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny being the item selected.