The Blue Knight

The Blue Knight desperately needed a bag of poop that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who considered that this idea is fun. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Blue Knight owned a porno magazine to smash. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was exciting. A porno magazine of all things.

The Blue Knight desperately wanted a sponge that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is a funny operation, to many, but not to the Knight, who felt it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge being the chosen item.

The Blue Knight searched for a sack of potatoes to throw. It might have been a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Blue Knight had a cucumber that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a different thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Knight found a teapot that they would sometimes cuddle. This could be considered a new thought, to many, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.