My Different Knight

My Different Knight desperately craved for a melon that they liked to experiment on. This is certainly an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.

My Different Knight desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would eat. This might appear to be an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

My Different Knight desperately desired a condom that they liked to cuddle. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Knight, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a condom being the chosen item.

My Different Knight had a pint of beer to embrace. One might say this is a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

My Different Knight found a stretchman that they would smash. One might find this to be an unusual suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

My Different Knight desperately looked for a vibrator that they would occasionally break. It would have been a fairly peculiar thought, to me, but not to the Knight, who expected it would be epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator is the item to choose.