The Depressed Knight

The Depressed Knight owned a helmet that they would sometimes break. It might be a fairly new activity, to me, but not to the Knight, who feels it was sublime. A helmet is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Knight desperately looked for a rubber johnny that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea is epic. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Knight had a stretchman that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a funny idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who thought it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.

The Depressed Knight craved for a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. This seems a fairly original operation, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Depressed Knight had a vibrator that they would try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who thinks it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator would be the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Knight always carried a pint of beer to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Knight, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.